Wednesday, 18 November 2009

GameInformer Not Impressed With Tony Hawk: RIDE

US magazine GameInformer has posted a list of quotes uttered by one of their staff members trying out Tony Hawk: RIDE who appears to have been less than impressed, have a deeks:
  • “Wait, that’s not… d*** it. Seriously? I didn’t even do that trick!”
  • “Oh god! A bunch of people just died! Whooo, SKATEBOARDING!”
  • “Ugh. This board is just horsecrap. (sigh) Horsecrap.”
  • “Wait, what? Was that a joke? lol skateboarding, I guess.”
  • “What is taking so long? How long does it take to load a bad game?”
  • “I go Super Saiyan. My hair turns blonde, but my beard doesn’t”
  • “I don’t know how they expect people to do this s***.”
  • “Last time I did that exact same motion, I did, like, a quadruple kickflip.”
  • “You will have no idea what you are doing. I promise.”
  • “And…I landed in the dumpster. That’s, uh, that’s called the triple-kickflip-dumpster.”
Hilarious, and it's out this week across Europe. Enjoy.

Source: GameInformer

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