Assassin's Creed II Features The Phrase 'She Cries As I Fuck Her'

Wow, sometimes it's fun to write the news and sometimes, the news writes itself. The ESRB has rated Assassin's Creed II as an M and revealed the game contains some rather, strong language including:

"Consumers may also wish to know that the game contains strong profanity, both in English and Italian (e.g., ‘f**k,’ ’sh*t,’ ‘c*zzo,’ and ‘m*rda’); the most explicit instance occurs when a man frantically describes a ‘vision’ — ‘I’m at the opera . . . the soprano is so beautiful . . . I’m in bed with her, she cries as I f**k her.’”

“The game contains strong sexual overtones."

“During one ’seduction mini-game,’ players are able to press buttons to kiss a woman and remove her dress; with the woman’s back facing the camera, the two characters lower to bed and blow out a candle. Some scenes take place inside brothels, though no nudity or sexual acts are depicted. The dialogue contains the following sexual references: ‘So the whip or the paddle today?’ and ‘Does your wife know about your page-boy fantasies, Captain?’”

Yowzers. It's due to release on Xbox 360 and PS3 next week, November 17th.

Source: ESRB